The Airship Fight! *Insert Scary Music*

Me: Heya Cid! What are you up to?
Cid: Yar ha ha! I'm just working on my beauty of an airship.
Me: Ohhh I see!

Me: Hey Cid! Whats is that?
Cid: Thats a propeller Miryoku.
Me: Ohhh! Can it dice a tomato and an onion!?
Cid: I suppose it could...didn't you just ride an airship to get here?
Me: Mhmm! I use it all the time!
Cid: Its the same one tha-
Me: What is that doohicky?

Cid: Thats the engine, you know wha-
Me: Hey Cid! Whats that!
Cid: Thats the tur-
Me: Hey Cid! Whats that!
Cid: It's th-
Me: Hey Cid! What's that!
Cid: Dont you have somewhere to be?!
Me: Oh yeah! *runs off*
Cid: I swear Windurst has something in their water or something.

Dun dun, dun DUN!!!!! Hey hey peeps! Sorry for not posting sooner, adventures lead to other adventures and then you run out of time and stuff ^^; (hey Kallo! Hush!). Anyhoo! With the help of the linkshell, I got to do the airship fight! Dun Dun dun~!
Here is the lowdown of the peeps from all my runs: (In alphabetical to boot!)

Arnor: Aaaarnoooor~! Arnor, the mega blue mages of blue magery, actually came ninja! Despite saying he was gimp, he tanked like a champ and in all honesty surprised the heck out of me! I didn't know ninjas could last that long! It was crazy!

Ashrah: Ashy! The amazing red mage who made me pick up a staff and be a red mage like her ^^;. Ashrah came white mage for a run and helped keep the party alive! Her white mage skills were just as good as her red mage skittles! No, not the colors of the rainbow, just awsome!

Cawdor: Its Cawdor! For those of you who don't know, Cawdor used to be me super duper red mage friend! (He is the creator of the fat tailed kitty nickname ~.~) Then he took a vacation for a while but he is back! ^^ Anyhoo! I only remembered him as red mage but it turns out he has a super buff samurai to boot! Amazing!

Evaine: She be a super duper white mage elvaan lady! I think its her being such a tall elvaan, but she had almost as much mp as a taru! Evaine has a friend mithra named Talliah that she locks in the closet @_@;. Not sure why but Talliah told me to watch out for a ball of string. Luckly, Evaine didn't use it on me and instead kept the party alive ^^;.

Frag: Ahh yeah~! Fragalicious came again! Of course he is still working on his fitness. The super buff bald warrior switched to his stonewall paladin after we changed our set up. I don't see his warrior too much but its really impressive! He pumps out the damage like its going out of style or something! I might actually lvl warrior again or someting! Who knows!

Souel: Its the ninja-king! Or the Souel-man as he likes to call himself. XD Like always, Souel was there to lead his expertise in the fight and told me what to do and also what not to do. Like healing when he is kiting Mammets. If you're heal while Mammets are kiting? You're gonna have a bad time. If you're standing too close to any bosses on the airship? You're gonna have a bad time. Then Souel came Monk for a few rounds and knocked a few teeth out. I want mine back Souel!

Zaria: Even though she is the cutest taru in all of Vana'Diel, Zaria nuked the bosses socks off! Even the ninja king couldnt keep hate off of her! Insane in the membrane! I know! I swear tarutaru pour mana straight into their cereal or something, she would nuke the heck out of stuff and still have mana to boot! I had to use convert to just keep up!

Aaand Crazy whm person: Didn't know the stranger but a whm helped us in one run. Thank ya crazy whm person!

Thank you so much everyone! I know that fight wasn't cheap but you guys were amazing! I can't wait to get up to sea with you all ^^b.

There is the Jeuno Armada. See how many airships there are? Thats around how many times I had to do the fight (give or take a few). It wasn't easy!

Our first night of doing the fight, we didn't have a lot of luck. Half of us were new to the battle and we were still learning a lot about the fight. The mammets gave us quite a bit of trouble in the beginning but Zaria (I think) told us her strategy and it turned out to work pretty well!

Despite losing quite a few times the first night, we tried the fight again the next day. With so many runs we had the Mammets down to clockwork and we totally kicked butt on the other bosses. I even got to Chainspell nuke the last guy! Oh ho ho~! The power of red mage is awsome! ^^

Anyways! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you guys! I couldn't of done that fight without you all and I got to kick some major booty with all of ya! I know it cost us all some gil and time and I thank you so much for your sacrifices. I owe you all muffins. Er...well I'm an alchemist...maybe some potions or something ^^;. I hope you all have a wonderful week!

Kallo: So Rifu - any chance I could get that piece of lumber of yours tonite?

Praise You Like I should~!

Hey hey peeps! I've had quite a few adventures but I will give a full report tomorrow! Anyhoo, I've been talking with a few peeps and there has been a sense of melancholy in quite a few peeps. Not just one or two peeps, like a bunch of ya! Maybe someone put sad pills in yer yagudo drinks. Maybe it was the yagudos! Anyways! I just want everyone to know that although I might joke around a lot, I honestly like every single one of ya! Even the jerks who talk crap on me and stuff. You guys rock! Cause you gotta have Yin & Yang! Good and Bad! Vana'Diel is so amazing and I love with with my heart! Sure, it gets you down from time to time, but golly gee! It has those moments when you can jump 20 feet in the air in happiness ^^.

Everyone, I want you all to enjoy yourselves. If you like poking blue dragons like me, then you go out there and you poke em like its going out of style. If you like mining to your heart's content. You do that. No one can fully stop you from enjoying this game guys ^^. Anyways, instead of ending it with a quote, I'm gonna end it with a song. Download Fatboy Slim - Praise You and just dance to it peeps. Dance in your boxers or panties. Dance in whatever you got on. Just enjoy yourselves! ^^b

"We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have to celebrate you baby,
I have to praise you like I should

We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have to celebrate you baby,
I have to praise you like I should"

Hickory Lumber! It be rare!

Oh snap son! I be posting again so soon!? It must be the end of the world! Juuuust kidding! XD How is it going everyone? Hope you all had a great monday! Mine sort of stunk but after finding some more treasure, it got better!

I was farming me some cockatrice meat when Kallo asked to help farm some hickory lumber. I was like woo! The ls must be having some sort of barbecue or something! You know! Hickory barbecue? Hehe! Get it? No? Yeah that was a bad joke...anyways! The lumber is used to make a shield that spawns a NM that has a chance to drop a better shield! So I ran out and started helping right away!

Kallo had to go to sea so I was out there for a bit alone but after a while, more and more ls peeps started showing up! Kallo came with his buddy Aeredon. Aeredon is a corsair. Haven't seen too many of them pirates so was interesting to even farm with him. Them dice be strong! o.o

After a little bit, Arnor and Nicolekidman showed up! We started kicking Giga booty! In fact, we were killing so fast, the Gigas weren't showing up fast enough! It was insane in the membrane!

We got quite a few lumber pieces and I think Kallo is gonna make em into the pop items later. I can't wait to kick some NM butt! When I do, I'll make sure to take a lotta pictures ^^b Anyhoo! I hope you all keep having a super duper week! Nite peeps!

Souel: I could go Asuran Fists a dolphin in the mouth while I'm waiting around...

Sirshade: I wonder if I can take a poo in my hands and throw it at the TV and somehow get it to go through and hit this bard in my party.

Ugg. Pendants, N Hands, & Tigers! Oh my!

Woo!! WOOO! Woo!! WOOO! Oh yeah. Not just one woo today peeps, we get two kinds today! I had some very adventury adventures of...adventuring? Bah! Who cares! I had a great time! ^^ I don't go into Pso'xja that often since its kind of spooky and they have treasure chests that will kill you. I mean, I thought mimics were just in thief horror stories to scare the little thieves growing up. Oh no. Those buggers have teeth! And they bite! With their teeth! And where the treasure usually is? Even more teeth! Anyhoo, I got to fight Golden-Tongued Culberry. He is a pretty strong tonberry but wierd at the same time! He doesn't use any tonberry moves, at least I didn't notice them. All he does is cast magic. Sure, its super powerful magic, but nothing on Kirin's level or anything. Anyhoo, we killed him a few times and got a few pendants for a few peeps. I'm sorry about you not getting one Arn. I know we will get ya one someday! Same with the O-kotes! Me and Arn had no luck trying to get them darn kotes as well...thats ok though. Like me great thief mentor Dagmar used to say: If you don't get it the first time, you punch that mob in the face over and over until it finally gives in and drops it! @_@b

Here is me and Cyp before a besieged! Usually Cyp keeps me alive during the fights while I attempt to tank multiple mobs at once. Great times! ^^ You will get that black mage to 75 in no time Cyprias!

I had sky again! Wooo! The weather was beautiful and everything! I mean look at that view! You can practically see all of sky from up there! Like, if a tarutaru stood on Genbu, and I stood at Suzy, I think I could still make funny faces at them and they would see it! Anyways! My linkshell went after two gods today. Byakko, the only cat stronger then me. And Suzaku, the crazy firebird of death! Not a pheonix, cause pheonixes are cool cause they die and come back and stuff. Oh no, Suzaku is just a bird that spams fire spells, and kills people. Lots of em!

Like THIS! Actually this was Byakko. Some of you may remember my stories of my Dynamis pulls. Byakko? That cat puts my suicide pulls to shame. He doesn't pull a bunch of mobs and kills an alliance. He just kills the alliances himself! I mean, I could maybe punch a taru or two out cold, but a whole alliance? Thats skill. But thats ok though!

Cause my linkshell fought him another two times after the wipe! And this time we showed him who was boss! I even lucked out and got my N hand abjurgation thingy majigy! Congrats to everyone else who won stuff! I mean, the gods were super duper generous today. You wanna know why? Cause me thf mentor Kallo showed up and mugged those Gods til they were naked! Oh yeah, Kallo can find almost anything if he wants it. Great job teach!

Anyhoo, I rushed as fast as I could to get my hecatomb mittens made. Amazingly, Cyp somehow beat me. Him and his scary ninja powers. I meant to get a nice picture of the gloves but I rushed out to try to beat the final Zilart mission. I had failed once before with a German group and I was really hoping to show that little kid who was boss. Sadly, that kid just backhanded my whole party and we ate dirt. Souel said that the fight is Trio-able so I wanna see the ninja king do his work o.O

Anyhoo! That was a great way to start off February! I hope this month keeps kicking butt! Have a great one everyone! A great what? A great amazing...uh...nap! Naps are great! Nite! ^^b

Kviton: I couldn't make Rig stop putting make up on.

Rig: Haters. . .I looked pretty.

El Salvamento! Thats spanish for salvage.

Hey hey everyone! How are you all doing? I hope you guys are all doing great! Like I said I would, I got to test out Blau in actual battle situations. I fought with it in besieged and campaign and wowy! The thing actually packs a pretty good punch. The damage increase is only slightly noticeable but the accuracy and short delay sure is! I must admit, despite being poor (I can no longer afford the delicious meals cooked by the cooking guild and am now eating the crayfish I catch in Windy @_@;), this dagger is super awsome! Now I just gotta get me that kukri off that darn bird.

I got to do salvage again! Wooo! My salvage linkshell picked up some new members so lets do the rundown!

Cyprias- He be the leader of the pack. His skills are oh so wack. His monk be kicking butt and taking names. Making me look too weak is defintely one of his games.
Rafnir- Rafnir be the white mage who be curing it for real. Even though he is a taru he is totally a big deal. When he be curing and saving your behind. You just be thinking what is going on in his crazy mind.

Hecky- Hecky is a dragoon who puts me to shame. Her spear kicks so much butt it even got its own name! What is it you ask? I don't got a clue. But you better watch out or that spear might be coming for you. o.o (Congrats on the mask thingy!)
Krueger- I met this ninja right before our big run. Even though we died in assault it was all games and fun. He be a nice guy not sure what to add. I hope he keeps coming and his attendance isn't a short fad!
Krashport- Krashport be a thief just like me its so cool! I can come red mage and not look like a fool. His treasure hunting skills be just as good as mine. We found a lot of cells so it was his day to shine!

So yep yep! Another great adventure in Salvage. Made some new friends. Got to try it on Red mage. And got some treasure! Hope you all keep having a wonderful week! ^^

Souel: FAT TAILED KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Its not fat!
Nicolekidman: Its festively plump!
Me: Not helping!

The Amazing Blau!

Hey hey peeps! Hope you all had a wonderful week! I sure had a busy one! Here is me and my mentor Kallo. Kallo needed help with a Bastok mission so he asked me to help him out! We duo'ed a ghost and let the other two depop. Kallo died. I laughed and giggled. That was a mistake. Its not smart to laugh at your mentors @_@;.

Kallo tripped me and then I ate sand! Actually, the darn ghost had a strong posion. I could of killed the ghost before it got the poison off but noooooo~! Kal had to make sure the other ghosts depopped. Oh well! Congrats on the mission Kallo!

After talking to me thief mentor and a few other thieves, I decided that getting a blau would be very helpful. After saving up for a long long time, I finally got me one! I don't do more damage with my weapon skills, but I hit a lot faster! I still haven't gotten to try it out in a exp party so I'll tell you guys how it goes! Its shiny and blue like my hornetneedle. I really wish the darn hidden effects were just written on it. I know they are there but I just don't like not seeing what it does @_@.

My linkshell had a huge gathering in Ifrit's Cauldron. No, it wasn't to sacrifice me this time. This time we went after Bomb Queen! She is super easy to kill! I was actually shocked! We did like...50 runs! Congrats to everyone who got a ring! I don't know why peeps want the +75 hp...I guess its good for some stuff. Meh! XD

A few peeps also wanted to get a Odorous knife so I tried to help farm a few of the synthesis materials. Me, Sayl, and Eli tried getting the lumber off the gigas but the drop rate stuuunk~! Luckly, Anor knew his way through Pso'Xja so him and I ran in and kicked some tonberry butt! We got the lumber for both Sayl and Attikus really quick! To top it off, Arnor helped me get some shiny bracelets so I could open more doors in Pso'Xja! Now I can go treasure hunting down there! I can't wait! ^^

Another piece of the Odorous synth is a piece of White steel! After a very long time of farming, we finally found a piece! Congrats Sene! Hope you got your pendant! After finding the white steel, we then fought Mr. Sozu Rogberry! He drops thief's knife! We totally kicked his booty. He dropped the knife and it went into the linkshell bank. Not sure what happens to it but yay linkshell!

My salvage linkshell didn't have enough people for a run so we did assaults instead! Rafnir, Hecky, and I did the gold statue thingy one! We almost died to the mimics a few times but we still had fun!

Hope you guys all have a wonderful February peeps!

Rafnir: Do you wanna know the trick to avoid mistakes?
Me: hm?

Rafnir: Denial!

me: XD
Rafnir: I use it all the time.

Hecky: lol