An Akward Turtle Moment.

For those of you who dont know what akward turtle is, I will teach you. First, take your right hand and stick your thumb out while having your 4 fingers stick straight together. Repeat the step with your left hand. Then put your right hand on top of your left hand and twiddle your thumbs! See! Its an akward turtle cause it only has 2 back legs! Hahahaha. So the next time you are put in an akward position, immedietly do a akward turtle to get yourself out of it!

Anyhow, today I ran into quite a random of a person. While finishing up some quests in the silly town of Sandy, I was sent a random tell from a stranger. (Gonna leave his name off to protect his identity). Lets call him...Bob. So anyways, I get the tell from Bob saying "Are you a bst? Cause I wouldn't mind being your pet." At first it took me a second to realize that he in fact sent me the nerdiest pick up line I ever recieved in FFXI. I mean...I have recieved pick up lines...some of them actually great...some of them very awful...but this guys took the cake. Now being flirted with is not something new to me. I realize some people just have um...specific needs that they wish to recieve from the game but I am not one of them. So after thanking him for the cute pick up line, I told him <Thank you for the offer, but I'll have to pass.> There I thought. Thats the end of it. I was gonna do some running so I switched to thief for flee. After switching to thief, he sent me another tell. "You must be a thief, cause you just stole my heart." Hehe...another one...how nice, I thought. I told him I wasnt interested and lied and said I had someone in my life. He finally said sorry and left me alone for a while.

However! The story does not end there! As I began my journey to the outlands, I recieved another tell from him. Although I already forgot what he said, it was pretty much a vivid description of him cybering. Now I have recieved some wierd MT's before. Like "Have my babies" or "Are you horny?". Heck, a friend of mine recieved a MT of "Will you marry me?" He said yes but later found out that two male characters cant get married XD. Back to Bob though. As many of you know, I am quite innocent and I dont know as much as others do in certain fields. Although there have been occasions where my innocence has been breached *cough* Souel Ash *cough* *cough*. Sorry, got something in me throat. So yeah...again Bob took the cake and I was stunned silence. All I could return to him was a simple ". . .". He immediately responded back apologizing and saying it was a MT. Once realizing what it was, I laughed sooo hard I fell out of my chair and cried.

So my simple day of doing a few quests and earning some gil became one of the most akward turtle moments I have had while playing. You gotta love it though, you never know when you are gonna get a very bad MT to make your life interesting. XD

Note: Dont have a picture of a turtle so I went with a rarab instead. @_@