The Triple Attack

Me, Arnor, and Cyprias tried camping for the kurki again and it started getting late. I didn't want to fall asleep so I started to rhyme a few things together. What follows is taken straight from ls chat. So I apolgize for the murder of the english language to you now.

M = Me
Cy = Cyprias
G = Goofiestbee

G: I swear to god being extremely tired is like a drug >.> lol
M: Miry be weary. It late and nite and she..um..
Cy: Lookin nice and tight!
M: lookin nice and tight! Don’t mess with me, or…or you be askin for a fight!
G: At NIGHT?!
G: THAT’S RIGHT!
M: Goof be spittin out her fire rhymes as blue. Watch out for her or she be comin for you!

M: Ok ok! Its back to rhymin! Its all about timin! We be waiting for this bird…so we can…
G: Start a firin’!
(Souel: Simon says, you guys are weird)
M: Old man souel be trippin. He think we be sniffin!
(Souel: Now that you mention it...)
M: But that aint our thing! We just dance around like we got chicken wings!
M: Ok! We got our juices flowin! Cyp, arn, and me be waiting til this wind starts a-blowin!
(Cyp: Miry, you used…)
M: Im tired cyp! So cut me some slack! Or else Imma kick yer butt when I go crazy whack!
M: Old man souel startin to get worried. Getting his ninja clothes are flurried!

G: We got that T.o.D. and the P.o.S. Now come on you NM I needa’ rest! >_>;
M: I gotta start writin this down! If I forget I know someone tonite is gonna give me a frown!
G: Got my Gatorade, spittin rhymes like fire. That NM I be campin betta drop what I desire!
Cy: But its ok, I’ll be doin all right. I be stayin up till this bird picks a fight.
Cy: Souel be soloin', goofi x.p.in’, and here is me, just plain ol sittin. I be here with arn and miry just waitin for the ball to start rollin.
Cy: Goofie’s all done now, used up all her rhymes. But its ok cause some of em be worth a lotta dimes.

Cy: Bustin out these rhymes is what keeping souel up, he’s gotta read em so he’s not bored and levels pup
(Souel: yeah, that’s and my bed is sexy. It seduced me into sleeping with it)

M: Souel be cheatin on his woman with a bed! Sounds like goof gonna kick his ass to the shed!

M: But goof, you really got no time for that. Tell me about the strife members and how they oh so phat!

G: We got Sene the dragoon, she be jumping as she pleases. Then we got Frag, he be rippin’ things to pieces!
G: We got sofi, burnin things to ash! Betta watch out when our swords start to clash!

G: Then we got master, blue mage, total disaster. I ain’t seen anybody kill stuff quicker and faster.
G: We got souel, names matt, he don’t know howta act. Got miry, cyp, and me and we be the triple attack!
Cy: Goof’s only 68 Blu, but it be all good, wait till I tell ya whats under mah hood!

(Goof: Miry, you better not miss claim cause of us…lol)

M: Goof, what ya be worryin about? We be the triple attack! When I get this dagger, its goin into my treasure back back!

(Cyp: mir, it should be…)

M: I’m still writing this down son! You aint so fun! Ill switch over to ranger and show ya my big flippin gun!

M: We be the Triple Attack. Cause you know that sounds awesome! Just wait till we practice, cause that’s when we gonna blossom.
Cy: But for now, lets stop flowin and just end it. We got this bird to camp and we gotta defend it.
G: All good things gotta end, this rap commin to a close. Dontcha worry, we be back before ya knows~!

So there you have it. The first rap done by Triple Attack. Will there be an album? Will we hit platinum? Who knows, but it was a great way to pass the time. XD

Goofiestbee: and um…word to ya mother or something >_> xD